Gamer Pron is now open!
And to celebrate Im going to be letting you get to know the authors, to start there is me, DMitsuki.
Rather then talk about myself, I think i will just give you my five favorite Video Games Anime's and Movies, enjoy.
Best Video Games of All Time
1) Sonic the Hedge hog 2. For me, this game started it all, fast and addictive gameplay, fun enough for a adult to enjoy, and simple enough for a 3 year old such as myself to play, this game is simply a classic, and can stand up against many games today, nothing is better then playing as a yellow hedgehog that looks like a super saiyn in your younger years.
2)Legend of Zelda: Ocoina of Time. Possibly the only time being poor paid off, my mom got me a n64 from a pawn shop because the other disc consoles cost to much, saddened, I was stuck with this n64, the sadness soon went away when I fell in love with Banjo Kazooie, but the game that will forever be in my heart from this console is LoZ:OoT. At first I hated the game because I was stuck in the part of the deku tree where you need to burn a web, I being a little retard kept trying to jump across the whole and make it. But once I finally realized to burn it, the game was epic, so epic it made up for me ever not liking the game, simple story, best explained as “Save the kingdom”, and really that’s all it takes, to try to justify this games amazingness awesome awesomness in the space given is impossible, so I will just say, if you lived under a rock, or are 8 or something, go play this game, this game is so epic that even with a huge graphical weakness, it can stand up to any game out right now, and probably will always be able to stand up to any game out, unless they remake it and its even prettier with new content, then I will fan boy to death so I probably wont be able to play it, but if I live threw the fanboygasim, then im in for a hell of a show.
3) Tales of Smyphonia. The greatest rpg ever. It has a unique story in witch you’re fighting the “hero” of the world rather then big baddy, it’s a twisted tale of racism and a fight for a simple right to exist. The Battle system is supurb, unlike most rpg’s, if you took away the story completely and added in a piece of crap, it would still be worth over 3 play throughs, it’s battle system is simply that fun and addictive, and the cast of characters vary from your generic “I’m sorry I’m sorry “ girl, to ninja’s, to pervs’ to badass convicts, yes, badass convicts. If you have not yet played this master piece do yourself a favor and go purchase this where ever you can find it, For rpg and action gamers alike, this game will not disapoint.
4) Resident Evil 4. This game is godly, old fans of the genre try to shun it and push it aside, it confuses me, it makes me wonder if they like having fun? This game is so good, even without a multiplayer mode, you will play it for hours and hours and hours, finding new ways to kill that regenerating thingy, or just shanking villagers in a town, the story was simple over the top resident evil, and the main character may not be a part of stars but he’s still kicking ass, and unlike some people COUGHCHRISCOUGH he has human proportions and is not going rambo on Africans : D, if you have a game cube, a wii, or a ps2, go play this game, theres really no reason you shouldn’t have already gotten every gun and be pissing your pants for the fifth one to come out, but if you go play this now, all is forgiven.
5)Killer 7/No More Heroes. Ok mabey that isn’t one game, but you know what, here’s my balls, you can suck um. Killer 7 has ok gameplay, nothing special, not my favorite game play in the world, but its story is so OMG DUDE WTF OMG WHAT HAPPENS NOW, it will make you play it and love it along with all the characters, if you’re a fan of story, killer 7 now, and if you like the story a little, and I mean A LITTLE less phyco, and more action orented gameplay with beam katana’s, then No More Heroes is your game, now go kill the best assiasns in america to get laid, obi wan cant touch you :P
Best Animes Ever
1) GTO. Everything about this teacher pwnz, I think if everybody in life had a teacher like this at some point, the world would be a much better place, I don’t know what makes me love this anime more, the fact that the teacher is so cool, or the fact that you always dreamed of getting a teacher like this, but then your stuck with Mrs.Olduglyfuck. This anime is the best ever, because this teacher is the best in the world, even if he isn’t real, you may have some values instilled in you after watching this anime, just remember, smoking is only cool if you have enough muscles to beat the shit outa the cancer when it comes from the tar ;)
2)Cowboy Bebop…3 2 1 lets jam. If you heard of anime, you’ve heard of Cowboy Bebop, this anime gets to the point, it doesn’t drag itself out for 500 episodes telling me about things I don’t care about trying to steal my money, it tells a funny and sad story in a nice 30 episode package, and for its age, it still has some of the best animations ever, all the characters are unique and interesting, nothing generic in anyway, if your not a complete narutard or a bleach equivilant, go check this anime out if you haven’t done so already, wich im sure you have : P
3) FLCL. Why? What makes this show so awesome, its on my list, but I don’t know myself, the main character is a loser, and he never gets some magical powers and stops, he’s just always the same loser, this anime is the best 6 episode anime ever, and I really can’t tell you why, I can try, but it just doesn’t make sense, this anime is awesome because a kid gets hit and robots come out of his head that he then beats the shit out of? Uhh this anime is awesome because theres some crazy chick with pink hair who runs people over all the time? This anime is awesome because it has a south park refrence? Arg I don’t know, just go watch this anime, now!
4) Full Metal Panic Fumoffu/Azu Manga Daioh. One summer I was really bored, I didn’t watch much anime, nor did I even know anime existed, then I turned on my tv and found these two anime, these two anime are the reason I care for anime at all, military bears and cute midget genius’s with bunnys for dads? Only in Japan (:
5)Cromartie High. There’s a gorilla for a student, end of discussion.
Best Movies Ever
1)Enter the Dragon. So my list contains something not Bruce Lee I shall has this represent every Bruce Lee movie ever, now the reason Lee was so renouned as a great fighter was because he crossed styles, making the first for of martial arts, Jeek-Kun-Do, and also in his films, rather then wow you with lots of jumps swords and flying, he simply used skills that you could actualy do in real life, it was fighting, not Hong Kong Cenima, or at least it felt like it, so yes, R.I.P 李小? we will always old you close in our hearts.
2)GTO films. Films using the characters from the drama, the great actor/singer Takashi Sorimachi plays a wonder Onizuka, while he may look different he still has the essence of the teachers crazyness and love for his students, not to mention there was several suplex’s given out, wich is why these are the greatest movies evar, yes I know Enter the Dragon is first, but you just don’t comapre anything to Lee, NOTHING
3)Gozu. Yakuza? Check. Clan disputes? Check. Woman who feeds people who come to her hotel her own breast milk? Uhh..check. This movie is weird, it will make you say WTF and then it will make you say oh I get it, its from Japan. There is no logical way to explain this movie, you just have to see it, if you don’t like crazy stuff, and I mean crazy stuff, wtf is wrong with you, gtfo and stfu!
4)Battle Royal. A bunch of high school kids from a class, stuck on a island and forced to kill each other to get off alive, if you don’t kill each other all you heads explodes, if you are not already looking for this movie to watch right now, I think you need to go get a IQ test, because you may be mentaly retarded.
5)Scarface. The gangster flick. I choose this over the many yakuza movies I love, simply because Tony Montana owns the world, and will step on all you little cocoroach’s who disagree, if you want to see a classic gangster flick, this one is one for you, cocain guns and bitch’s, it’s a party and your invited.
6)(WTF, I THOUGHT U SAID FIVE, ITS OVER 9000!!!!) Ichi the killer, I couldn’t leave ichi out, the movie starts with the guy cuming on a plant, then it turns into a tale of a phycotic “super” hero who kills yakuza members and rapes chicks because they don’t want to be rape, so they want to be raped. (inside joke if you already seen the movie :P)
